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Permit Cards (Blue, Black & White) |
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CHECKLIST (39) |
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For Big Game Hunters |
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21. |
To Be Good Looking |
2. |
For Big Blackboard Scribblers |
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22. |
To Be Famous |
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For Camera Clickers |
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23. |
To Drive |
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For Dirty Ears |
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24. |
To Drive Father’s Car |
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For Double Helpings |
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25. |
To Fly Boeing 707’s |
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For Flea Trainers |
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26. |
To Get out of Dishwashing |
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For Free Ice Cream |
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27. |
To Go Without a Haircut For 1 Month |
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For Free Samples |
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28. |
To Gulp Down Chocolate |
9. |
For Free Travel |
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29. |
To Live In A Messy Room |
10. |
For Frog Coaches |
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30. |
To Miss School For 37 Years |
11. |
For Lawnmower Pilots |
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31. |
To Open Piggy Banks |
12. |
For Magicians |
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32. |
To Raid Biscuit Barrels |
13. |
For Pig Tail Pulling |
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33. |
To Save Money |
14. |
For Plate Lickers |
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34. |
To Skin Dive in the Bathtub |
15. |
For Pole Sitters |
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35. |
To Stay Asleep in Bed |
16. |
For Tree Climbers |
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36. |
To Stay Away From School |
17. |
For Water Pistol |
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37. |
To Stay Home On Sports Day |
18. |
Special Spy Permit |
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38. |
To Stay Up Late At Night |
19. |
To Avoid Detention |
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39. |
To Win At Football. |
20. |
To Become a Perfect Prefect |
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METRO LAUGHS |
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(The cards are unnumbered) CHECKLIST (22) |
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If you had five pizza pies……… |
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12. |
Teacher: What animal….. |
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Kids Hey! How Can You Make..... |
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13. |
Teacher: What is a cannibal…… |
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Melvin: Mom! I Got……… |
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14. |
Teacher: What is the plural….. |
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Melvin: You say the Law……. |
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15. |
What animal has a head….. |
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Mother: Ralphie!...... |
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16. |
What animal has a mane….. |
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Seven cows are walking……… |
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17. |
What animal has four legs….. |
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Teacher: As we walk…. |
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18. |
What’s the difference between a flea and…… |
8. |
Teacher: In what battle……. |
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19. |
What’s the Difference between a hill and… |
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Teacher: Melvin, would……. |
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20. |
What’s the Difference Between a Pound of Sugar… |
10. |
Teacher: Now, Melvin… |
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21. |
Why do Elephants Carry Keys?........ |
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Teacher: Quite a Few….. |
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22. |
Why is a Pair of Skates like an Apple?....... |
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T.V. PARODIES |
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(The cards are unnumbered) CHECKLIST (22) and checklist card. |
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Bazanza |
12. |
Gunstroke |
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Beverley Sillybillies |
13. |
Gut Smart (“ All right…..” ) |
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Commercial (“ You can fire me…) |
14. |
Gut Smart (“ Deposit 15c……..” ) |
4. |
Commercial (“ Zilch Cigar-….) |
15. |
Lazzie |
5. |
Cowpoke in Africa |
16. |
Man from A.U.N.T. |
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Daniel Boob |
17. |
May I? |
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Dragged Net |
18. |
News Flash (“ And here’s……” ) |
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Eye Spy (“ I know she’s a ……” ) |
19. |
News Flash (“ Here’s a Bulletin….” ) |
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Eye Spy (“ Let’s try not to ……” ) |
20. |
Steelside |
10. |
Fun for your life |
21. |
Weather Report |
11. |
Gently, Ben! |
22. |
What’s up Doctari? |
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WANTED POSTERS - CHECKLIST (Unnumbered 18, on paper 455 x 250) |
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Wanted for Aggravated Assault - FATHER |
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Wanted for Assault with a deadly weapon – BIG BROTHER |
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Wanted for banning Free Speech – LIBRARIAN |
4. |
Wanted for Blocking Traffic – BIG SISTER |
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Wanted for Bribery – TEACHER’S PET |
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Wanted for Child Abuse – MOTHER |
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Wanted for Creating a Public Disturbance – KID BROTHER |
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Wanted for Disorderly Conduct – KID SISTER |
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Wanted for Fraud – LIAR |
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Wanted for Hoarding – CHEAP SKATE |
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Wanted for Highway Robbery – T.V REPAIRMAN |
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Wanted for Hit and Run – CLASS BULLY |
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Wanted for Inciting a Riot – SCHOOL FLIRT |
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Wanted for Invasion of Privacy – NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR (sic). |
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Wanted for Mental Cruelty – TEACHER |
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Wanted for Neglect of Duty – BABY SITTER |
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Wanted for Wholesale Slaughter – BUTCHER |
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Wanted – SCARY SHOPKEEPER |